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[elfs]

My usenet sig from a few years ago:

As he lay dozing peacefully beside me, I tried to reassure myself. I said, "Come on, you're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient." Then, another small voice said, "But, Rebecca, you're a veterinarian."

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[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

So there are these three dogs in the waiting room at the vet's office - a poodle, a labrador, and a great dane. Attempting to break the uneasy silence, the Lab asks the Dane, "So, what do they have you in for?"

The dane, resignedly, responds, "Well, I've had a good couple of years, but I guess that after I disappeared for a few days after a bitch in heat again, they figured enough was enough. So..." He looks uncomfortable.

The poodle: "Neuter?"

"Yeah." The dane drops to the floor and whines.

"Funny you should say that. Few days ago, I decided I might as well mark my territory properly. Seems my folks didn't like that too much. So I'm in to have my balls off too."

He turns to the Labrador, who's been kind of quiet. "So, how about you?"

"Well, last weekend my mistress was cleaning the bathtub, and I was feeling kind of randy, so I seized the opportunity - and her waist."

The dane, from his position on the floor: "So I guess we're all in for it together, then?"

The lab grins. "Naw! I'm just here to have my nails trimmed."

[fallenpegasus]

I remember that joke....

I guess the lab's human hadn't yet figured out the trick with the socks and the rubber bands. (Is it wise of me to admit that I know that?)

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

Is it wise of me to admit that I know that?

Dunno, but I'm probably not the one to be asking. Heh.

[fallenpegasus]

Tune in next week to another episode of Veterinary Hospital, when Nurse Piggy says, "Holy Hannah! If that's a knot, I want to meet the Boy Scout!"