Dialogue, with Kink.

[elfs]

At the Club last night: "Thank you. It's been a lovely evening. So different from the time I've been spending as a mom."

I said, "You're welcome. How different can it be, though? Both involve short attention spans, screaming and the occasional wiping up of bodily fluids."

Thank you, I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress. Try the scallops, they're faaaabulous!

Comments

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I find a damp cloth warmed in the microwave cleans that right up!

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

But what about the Coke?

ba-dum tisch!