Dialogue, with Kink.

[elfs]

At the Club last night: "Thank you. It's been a lovely evening. So different from the time I've been spending as a mom."

I said, "You're welcome. How different can it be, though? Both involve short attention spans, screaming and the occasional wiping up of bodily fluids."

Thank you, I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress. Try the scallops, they're faaaabulous!