Yep. Grisword.

[elfs]

In a Worldnut Daily article, blogger Jill Stanek thanks the "anti-life lobby" for bringing an important issue to a head: "Contraceptives... are the root cause of abortion, because they establish a mindset of hatred rather than love at the prospect of conceiving."

Nevermind how bizarre the whole suggestion is that people who want to have a certain kind of intimacy must therefore suffer with the probability of an unwanted and unloved child. Stanek wants us to "return to a time of virtuous sexual behavior," a time that as far as the real world knows (the world outside the alternative history of Christian Nationalism) never existed.

In what is perhaps the most utterly surreal case of a worldview skewing perception, Stanek writes that "the anti-life lobby is pushing the morning after pill [because] they need income from this lucrative pill to compensate for lagging abortion sales, a downward trend they expect to continue."

I swear, the aliens don't need to land. They're among us already. They're just uglier and nastier than we ever thought possible.

Comments

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

"Stanek wants us to "return to a time of virtuous sexual behavior," a time that as far as the real world knows (the world outside the alternative history of Christian Nationalism)."

i have the feeling that there ought to have been some more after that bit, but you got distracted. as far as the real world knows... what. Never existed, most likely. Then again "Pick your own history" is a game that's been played a lot longer than this country has been around.

Utah Phillips said "some of you might be wondering, 'just what *is* a fundamentalist?' Well... just ask yourself 'What is a fundament?' and the answer should make itself clear, you can explain that one to each other."

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

Waaaahahaha! Go, Utah!

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I added. "Never existed" is the correct add-on. It's a crazy world, and I'm tired today (see my post about dealing with the kidlets).