Wait! Don't I already belong to one of those?

[elfs]

Via Newsday:

In the memo released by the FDA during the discovery process, Dr. Curtis Rosebraugh, an agency medical officer, wrote: "As an example, she stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."

(Emphasis mine, naturally.)

Comments

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

We can not anticipate or prevent extreme natalist behaviors such as sex unprotected by birth control methods leading adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of sex to trap newly-pregnant women in long-term loveless relationships with men.

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

...or to trap men into long-term loveless relationships with newly-pregnant women...but then, I guess that's still possible with birth control available, too.