Wait! Don't I already belong to one of those?

[elfs]

Via Newsday:

In the memo released by the FDA during the discovery process, Dr. Curtis Rosebraugh, an agency medical officer, wrote: "As an example, she stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."

(Emphasis mine, naturally.)

Comments

[mouser.livejournal.com]

I think they said similar things about the REGULAR birth control pills...

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

We can not anticipate or prevent extreme natalist behaviors such as sex unprotected by birth control methods leading adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of sex to trap newly-pregnant women in long-term loveless relationships with men.

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

...or to trap men into long-term loveless relationships with newly-pregnant women...but then, I guess that's still possible with birth control available, too.

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

These people are from Neptune, clearly.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Admit it Elf. You *created* a sex-based cult. ;)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but I'm either not charismatic enough or cynically manipulative enough to run it properly. I cannot help but wonder if the Rajneeshis would still be sex-based if the ol' Bagwhan had had access to Viagra 20 years ago.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

Elf is a sex-based cult! ^_^