Probably not safe for work, but you've got to read this if you've ever even heard of "The DaVinci Code." The producer's description of the main actor in the second paragraph is just...
Have you ever heard Momus' song "My Kindly Friend the Censor"? The song concerns itself with such matters and clearly recognizes the humor of the situation.
My enormous (word deleted) Is in between your lips You clasp my (crossed out plural) With one hand on my hips I feel your warm (unsuitable) I'm about to (slang, taboo) I love being (questionably phrased) You clearly love it too
The album it's on, Ping Pong, is awfully good, too.
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Date: 2006-03-03 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-03 03:54 am (UTC)"Oh, yeah, baby, you like sucking my remarkable appendage, don't you?" etc
It really shouldn't be this funny. :-)
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Date: 2006-03-03 05:49 am (UTC)"C'mon, doll, suck down that [remarkable appendange!]. Yeah, you like that [remarkable appendange], don't you?"
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Date: 2006-03-03 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-04 12:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-04 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-03 04:09 am (UTC)Oh, I must see it!
Date: 2006-03-03 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-03 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-05 12:26 am (UTC)The album it's on, Ping Pong, is awfully good, too.
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Date: 2006-03-10 12:23 am (UTC)Non-violent murders. That's part of what's *wrong* with America today.
If a murder isn't violent you're doing it wrong.
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