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[elfs]

Probably not safe for work, but you've got to read this if you've ever even heard of "The DaVinci Code." The producer's description of the main actor in the second paragraph is just...

Oy! You have to love editors. You just do.

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[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

"My, that certainly is a remarkable appendage you have there!"

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

OK, now I'm amusing myself my mentally replacing phrases like "big cock" with "remarkable appendage" in porn phrases...

"Oh, yeah, baby, you like sucking my remarkable appendage, don't you?" etc

It really shouldn't be this funny. :-)

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

Linked article is now posted on my door for its power of sheer absurdity.

Oh, I must see it!

[brandywilliams.livejournal.com]

Sounds like it might be closer to 70s serious porn. What a great line.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

But you have to put it in brackets! That's what makes it so precious!

"C'mon, doll, suck down that [remarkable appendange!]. Yeah, you like that [remarkable appendange], don't you?"

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

OK that gave me gigglefits.

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

the article was funny, but you guys are hysterical. the 5 year old wnats to know why mommy is laughing so hard- uh-oh!

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

True, that does give it a little extra something. :-) It is like dirty madlibs. ;-)

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Elf and I have been at this for a long time. :-)

[creepingcrud.livejournal.com]

Have you ever heard Momus' song "My Kindly Friend the Censor"? The song concerns itself with such matters and clearly recognizes the humor of the situation.

My enormous (word deleted)
Is in between your lips
You clasp my (crossed out plural)
With one hand on my hips
I feel your warm (unsuitable)
I'm about to (slang, taboo)
I love being (questionably phrased)
You clearly love it too

The album it's on, Ping Pong, is awfully good, too.

[(Anonymous)]

> a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger-style murders.”

Non-violent murders. That's part of what's *wrong* with America today.
If a murder isn't violent you're doing it wrong.

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of Acts Involving Bodily Fluids.