I could have been rich, I tell you!

[elfs]

Once upon a time, I joked with Omaha that I should learn how to pour silicone and make my own line of sex toys. "The Journal Entries commemorative dildo collection," complete with "The Aaden," "The Ramsey," and "Nazkrimpatul!"

Well, it looks like someone beat me to it. (Most definitely not safe for work.)

Comments

[riverheart.livejournal.com]

There is NO WAY a retriever bumper is going anywhere near my vaginal area. NO WAY.

Then again, the ones I usually get are 3-4" across and suitable for training adult retrievers.

[kengr]

The one I had (and which now belongs to someone who does puppy play) was only a couple inches across.

I'm in the market for a replacement. Though the size you're talking about would be useful too. You see, they make great *impact* toys, as well as sensation toys (picture rolling that nubbly surface across a freshly flogged back... :-)

Of course, you can *threaten* to use it as an insertable...