I could have been rich, I tell you!

[elfs]

Once upon a time, I joked with Omaha that I should learn how to pour silicone and make my own line of sex toys. "The Journal Entries commemorative dildo collection," complete with "The Aaden," "The Ramsey," and "Nazkrimpatul!"

Well, it looks like someone beat me to it. (Most definitely not safe for work.)

Comments

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

I can see that there's a conflict here between imagination and compatibility, but, while it seems to be the custom in this business, I wonder why they have to be all circumsized.

If you do learn how to pour silicone, I anticipate something a little more interesting.

[whipartist.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but those nubby things are NOT going inside of me. Ouch!

[kengr]

Nubbly things can be fun... I've had one of *these*



inserted anally. Note that it's a couple inches across.

You have to be gentle if it's used anally. Not so gentle for vaginal use.

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

Not so gentle for vaginal use.

The _hell_ you say! Ow! Unless those spikes aren't as sharp as they look?

[kengr]

Not sharp at all. It's hollow and made of the medium grade of "chew toy" rubber. They are blunt cones, about 3/8" across on the one I used to have.

Uncomfortable, yes. but...

If you hunt around pet stores you can probably find them. I've heard them called "water billies" and someone below in this thread called it a "retreiver bumper". They're used to train retrievers.

Mine was only about 2" in diameter.

BTW, while they are an "extreme" insertion toy, I found that they work great for beating people's butts. But that's not what they *think* you are gonna do.

Tip for any large insertable with "extreme" texturing: You tend to clench pretty hard when you orgasm. Which means the "texture" even more noticable. Worse, for "large" items, this means that it can take some time to gently work them back out.

I speak from sad experience....

[riverheart.livejournal.com]

There is NO WAY a retriever bumper is going anywhere near my vaginal area. NO WAY.

Then again, the ones I usually get are 3-4" across and suitable for training adult retrievers.

[kengr]

The one I had (and which now belongs to someone who does puppy play) was only a couple inches across.

I'm in the market for a replacement. Though the size you're talking about would be useful too. You see, they make great *impact* toys, as well as sensation toys (picture rolling that nubbly surface across a freshly flogged back... :-)

Of course, you can *threaten* to use it as an insertable...

[funos.livejournal.com]

Meh. Pretty dull. Some would be good for hard play at least.

I think you'd come up with something more interesting.

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

all i can think is... SKITTLES (taste the rainbow.)

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

Actually, someone beat them to it a long while ago.

Zeta Creations (http://www.furcen.org/~zetatoys/animalp.html)

Take a look at 'Dragon/Griffon'.

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooh! I haven't looked at them in a while. I didn't notice the link to the 'other' designs, like "Tentacle"! Wheeeeee!

[kengr]

I've seen a short clip from a *live action* tentacle porn video.

I'd love to have one of the props. :-)

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

Me too! Both the clip and the desire. The clip I saw was actually pretty well done...impressive use of technology, really. And I would _love_ to have _lots_ of the props. A dozen or so, nice, long ones. Set up so they could be controlled by via a remote or a computer. Wheeeeee!

[kengr]

Gee, maybe I *should* write that fantasy I've had running around in my head.

Think of something like the liquid metal Terminator. Flowing over you, grasping, squeezing and pinching an extruding "tentacles" into *every* orifice.

[fallenpegasus]

Some of Zeta Creations are cast from the, ahem, real things.

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

Yeah-up. "Thor" is impressive, uh-huh. Scary, but impressive. Centaur fantasy, anyone?

But, IMO, the really coolest ones are the non-realistic ones...the anthro-wolf looks particularly nifty, and "Dragon" looks cool. Only problem with both of them is they're a bit too pointy for my taste...I'd worry about how that would feel if it hit the ol' cervix. If they're nice and soft at the end, though, it'd still be neat. Of course, some of the 'real' ones are even weirder than the fantasy ones..."Raccoon" is just _bizarre_ looking.

So far, we've never bought anything from them...but we've been looking with a mix of hedonistic glee and horrified fascination for years.

[kengr]

Ive bought several of the "other" toys from them Butt plugs, preety much. The recommended "medium" hardness is *very* flexible. So much so that I had trouble getting a couple of them started.

They're about halfway between jello and most of the silicon toys from Tantus(sp?).