Dialogue

[elfs]

I said, "Although I didn't succeed in turning my hotel room into a man-cave, what time I did spend in there I usually spent naked."

"But dear," Omaha said, "Don't you know about the hidden cameras?"

"Good," I said. "The maid service will know they have to decontaminate the office chair."

Comments

[omahas.livejournal.com]

I was, of course, joking. Elf decided to throw the joke back in my face. ;)