Two thoughts...

[elfs]

Thought #1: "She's hot and all, but why is she giving me all these intimate details about what she likes in bed?"

Thought #2, about four hours later: "Because she wants you to do them to her. Moron!"

Am I really this fucking clueless? Excuse me while I go bang my head with a 2x4.

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You are _so_ not alone...

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

My dearly beloved male couldn't tell if someone were flirting with him if the poor little thing had it tattoo'd on her forehead. And they do flirt with him, too; he's grown his hair long, and so it falls in perfect ringlet curls past his shoulders like the world's most expensive perm, he's got beautiful eyes, and is not badly built. But thanks to being a 'geek' all his life, he never even considers a woman might be interested in him. Goes right over his head, and hours later he'll look at me and ask, "That little girl in the bookstore, the redhead...was she _flirting_ with me?" And I'll just have to laugh. I love men who don't seem to realize they're attractive--there's just something infinitely sweet about it.

Velvet