Two thoughts...
Mar. 2nd, 2005 06:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsThought #1: "She's hot and all, but why is she giving me all these intimate details about what she likes in bed?"
Thought #2, about four hours later: "Because she wants you to do them to her. Moron!"
Am I really this fucking clueless? Excuse me while I go bang my head with a 2x4.
Thought #2, about four hours later: "Because she wants you to do them to her. Moron!"
Am I really this fucking clueless? Excuse me while I go bang my head with a 2x4.
