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Thought #1: "She's hot and all, but why is she giving me all these intimate details about what she likes in bed?"

Thought #2, about four hours later: "Because she wants you to do them to her. Moron!"

Am I really this fucking clueless? Excuse me while I go bang my head with a 2x4.

Date: 2005-03-03 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zonereyrie.livejournal.com
I hate it when my context parser falls behind.

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