Protection From Elves Week, 2003
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elfsProtection From Elves Week, 2003
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Elves can have debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children. During Protection From Elves Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of elves.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE DUBYA, President of the Christian Nation of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Elves Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Elves can have debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children. During Protection From Elves Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of elves.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE DUBYA, President of the Christian Nation of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Elves Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.
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Date: 2003-10-30 09:07 am (UTC)I can see why the idea of a "safe" .kids TLD is a tempting idea, but I'm not an American, I'm not the sort of Christian who goes bananas about things like Halloween, and I wouldn't want to let a bunch of foreign fundamentalists to decide what was safe for any kids I was responsible for.
I'm not sure about the local nutcases, but at least I have the chance to argue with, and vote against, them.