Dear Lazyweb: Looking for a tile-fitting program

Dear Lazyweb:

I'm looking for a tile-fitting program (or even library) that can assemble several photos of different sizes into a single, rectangular mosaic. I does not have to be (I would prefer it not to be) one of those "photomosaic" things where it transforms the pool of images into pseudopixels for a parent image; it may downsize the photographs, but must have a configurable minimum size; it may not change the ratio of the photographs, nor rotate them. Basically, I want a program that will assemble wallpaper out of a photograph collection.

Is there such a program? I've spent hours looking for such a thing without success.

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