I'm violating the Evil Overlord's List of Rules.

[elfs]

"Rule 35: I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X."

Comments

[omahas.livejournal.com]

Or a bad Photoshoppher.

;)

[urox.livejournal.com]

If you've got that density of hair, it's a crime for you not to grow a full beard.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Because when you get old and grey, who cares what you look like?

[urox.livejournal.com]

Some guys can only grow patches of beard. I say, got it? Flaunt it! Even beards need grooming, though.

[(Anonymous)]

That does look like a quick and dirty Photoshop job but I think it's apparent that elf + goatee = OMGHAWT. Well, in the opinion of this anonymous coward. (I'm a bi male if that makes any difference.)

[latheos.livejournal.com]

Actually, Elf, to be precise, you haven't violated the rule at all.

That's a Van Dyke.

:-P

[zacs-pet.livejournal.com]

Oh my. The only word I can find to describe that is tasty.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

On the whole, #35 is more of an appearance thing. And it's not as mission critical as say, #7 or #12.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

*sigh*

I know, Elf, I know. The time for the goatee has passed.

(To my regret; I wanted to grow one back before they became part of the Clone Look, but my facial hair was too sparse.)


You, however, do look very, very hot with one, even if photoshopped. I'd love to see you with a real one! (But only if Omaha approves.)