I'm shocked, shocked! to find self-serving misinformation in a sex toy graphic!

Their Toys, a sex toy store for couples, has a charming little infographic about sex toy use, called "America's Dirty Little Secret."

One of the claims on the graphic, however, is that the "World's Biggest Dildo" is something called the "Great American Challenge." It turns out that this 8.75"x2.75" "monster" is just the biggest dildo they sell.

The TSX Caterpillar is 11.75"x3.5", much bigger than theirs, the Mr. S Super Victor at 16"x5.5" is widely (ahem) believed to be the largest commercially made dildo. Square Peg Toys makes some awesome stuff, and the 10"x6" custom-drop "Yam" makes the GAC look like a toy.

Unfortunately, this makes me question the validity of their other claims, such as Mississippi buying more anal toys than any other state per capita.

A Rule 34 business idea!

Have you ever noticed that lots of the high-class erotica rarely features camping as a setting? Many shoots are done in the outdoors, with whatever comely lass is being photographed draped over rocks, logs, and so on, but there's always a themelessness to the shoot. I mean, would it hurt so bad to include how they got out to these distant and pretty places? I mean, kink.com has great behind-the-scenes pieces explaining how people get into, and how they feel coming out of, heavy S&M scenes.

I think there should be an erotica site where this is the norm for all erotica: a website where every shoot includes a plausible narrative for the setting. (Oddly, Hustler did this very well twenty years ago, but their photography wasn't for me.)

And given that I started with outdoorsy themes to begin with, it should have an outdoorsy name. I propose: S'morn. Minus the singlequote, it would be highly memorable and appropriate.

(Shoot, the obvious URL is already taken by some has-been comedy troupe.)