Recent Sighting Categories

Sad

A beat up red Chevy pickup truck with two bumper stickers: the one on the left says "US Marine. Always Faithful!" The one on the right reads, "Foreplay is... Get in the truck, bitch!"

Chutzpah

A restaurant with two large flat-screen TVs at opposite ends. Both are tuned to The Food Network

Irony

A small hatchback carrying an amazingly expensive bicycle, the kind with disc brakes and Shimano derailleurs. The driver is a schlub with a cigarette dangling from his mouth

The Archbishop of Guam's anti-gay letter, in text form.

Since the original is in FAX copy, I've run the Archbishop of Guam's notorious anti-gay letter to the legislature (which is considering a domestic partnership bill) through a decent OCR engine (Cuneiform, which is absolutely rockin' compared to Ocropus, Tesseract, or GOCR) and cleaned it up. I found two typos in the original, but otherwise I've done my best to present the original letter.

( Insert hateful anti-gay rant here. )

I did get one laugh out of this. Cuneiform saw the phrase "struggle with Islamic fundamentalists" as "snuggle with Islamic fundamentalists."

Boosting the signal: Pollution in China

Luke 23:34.

Except that's not true, is it?