Recent Sighting Categories

[elfs]

Sad

A beat up red Chevy pickup truck with two bumper stickers: the one on the left says "US Marine. Always Faithful!" The one on the right reads, "Foreplay is... Get in the truck, bitch!"

Chutzpah

A restaurant with two large flat-screen TVs at opposite ends. Both are tuned to The Food Network

Irony

A small hatchback carrying an amazingly expensive bicycle, the kind with disc brakes and Shimano derailleurs. The driver is a schlub with a cigarette dangling from his mouth

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Umm, last I checked, Shimano was crap for derailleurs. Disc brakes are primo, though. Ciggy? Definite schlub.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

I'd bet $20 that isn't his bike.