Recent Sighting Categories
Oct. 23rd, 2009 08:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfs- Sad
- A beat up red Chevy pickup truck with two bumper stickers: the one on the left says "US Marine. Always Faithful!" The one on the right reads, "Foreplay is... Get in the truck, bitch!"
- Chutzpah
- A restaurant with two large flat-screen TVs at opposite ends. Both are tuned to The Food Network
- Irony
- A small hatchback carrying an amazingly expensive bicycle, the kind with disc brakes and Shimano derailleurs. The driver is a schlub with a cigarette dangling from his mouth
