In America, The Stupid Touches You.

Dear Gods, please tell me this man hasn't bred:

If it took "millions of years" for man to evolve from a rock with all of his complexities, what probability is there that a compatible female would arrive by the same process at the same time and place to propagate a human race?

Arrgh! The stupid, it burns!

It is too sad to laugh

This morning, for no reason I can recall precisely, I ended up on a "conservative T-shirt website," and as I was rolling through the inane collection of shallow "Great Nation" slogans and stupidies, I spotted this as the ultimate juxtaposition: On the left, images of their t-shirts; on the right, an ad column followed by one piece of site administrivia.

Dammit, why isn't this kind of cognitive dissonance painful?