It is too sad to laugh

[elfs]

This morning, for no reason I can recall precisely, I ended up on a "conservative T-shirt website," and as I was rolling through the inane collection of shallow "Great Nation" slogans and stupidies, I spotted this as the ultimate juxtaposition: On the left, images of their t-shirts; on the right, an ad column followed by one piece of site administrivia.

Dammit, why isn't this kind of cognitive dissonance painful?