Bright and Shiny.

Well, it's 12:40 in the afternoon and I'm just now sitting down to my first cup of coffee of the morning. The dentist announced that my mouth is healthy after much poking and prodding and the flavor of blood. Mmm, blood.

I have to wonder if dentists get kickbacks from companies that make things like the Waterpik or Showerfloss things. The last time I was there she recommended the Sonicare. Now, the Sonicare has done wonderful things for my teeth, but do I really need another gadget?

I can so sympathize with this song:

Why risk rejection
Or an infection,
When you can just touch yourself?
There's no need for showers,
Candy or showers!
It's easy to touch yourself!