Bright and Shiny.
Jul. 13th, 2006 12:53 pmWell, it's 12:40 in the afternoon and I'm just now sitting down to my first cup of coffee of the morning. The dentist announced that my mouth is healthy after much poking and prodding and the flavor of blood. Mmm, blood.
I have to wonder if dentists get kickbacks from companies that make things like the Waterpik or Showerfloss things. The last time I was there she recommended the Sonicare. Now, the Sonicare has done wonderful things for my teeth, but do I really need another gadget?
I can so sympathize with this song:
Why risk rejection
Or an infection,
When you can just touch yourself?
There's no need for showers,
Candy or showers!
It's easy to touch yourself!
I have to wonder if dentists get kickbacks from companies that make things like the Waterpik or Showerfloss things. The last time I was there she recommended the Sonicare. Now, the Sonicare has done wonderful things for my teeth, but do I really need another gadget?
I can so sympathize with this song:
Why risk rejection
Or an infection,
When you can just touch yourself?
There's no need for showers,
Candy or showers!
It's easy to touch yourself!
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-13 08:17 pm (UTC)I'm glad that science is making real advances in this area. Perhaps someday, you'll go to the dentist *once* in your lifetime, and be done with it.
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:20 pm (UTC)"[...] Recombinant DNA technology was used to delete the gene encoding lactate dehydrogenase in BCS3-L1 making it entirely deficient in lactic acid production. [...] And, its strong colonization properties indicated that a single application of the BCS3-L1 effector strain to human subjects should result in its permanent implantation and displacement over time of indigenous, disease-causing S. mutans strains. [...]"
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Date: 2006-07-14 02:40 am (UTC)Be happy if you've had little trouble with your teeth, but don't take it for granted. Your dentist is just as important to your health as your MD.