Musings on Threesomes

[elfs]

So, I've been thinking. About sex. Mostly about the threesome I participated in last week and why there wasn't much to write about when all is said and done.

The more I think about it, the stronger becomes my conviction that threesomes aren't all that much fun. I mean, the two people I were with were both wonderful people, and I've had sex with each one alone, and I think I much prefer that to the combination of all three.

I might have liked it better if we were there with a purpose other than to get messy and get down. If it were all about her, or all about him, or even all about me, I would have know what I was doing. But instead I just kept going back and forth between them, wanting more of each of them and never quite getting enough before the triangle of bodies re-arranged itself into some new configuration. There was one time while they were have intercourse where I kept wondering, "Now, what do I do?"

I went back through Google groups and find my comments remarkably uniform: I've done the hot-bi-babe thing, got my merit badge, thank you, and I've never really enjoyed it. In bed, I tend to be somewhat toppish. I like doing things. I don't enjoy just being done all that much. So a spontaneous threesome without any real structure is just frustrating to me. I'd rather do twosomes.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I had a blast. I'd almost forgotten how much I love giving head to a man. But given a choice, I'd rather have each of them separately.

Still, if they invite me again, I won't refuse. I just have my preferences.

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[kenshardik]

I've had a handful (no pun intended) of >2somes, and for the most part odd numbers of people eventually led to an "odd person out" for at least part of the activities (once by someone announcing, "I wanna watch people fuck," which got the replies, "Dude, I'll fuck," from one girl and "Someone hand me a condom," from me - *sniff* "Memories... like the corners of my miiiiind...."). Come to think of it, I don't know if I've been in any even-numbered >2somes that weren't hampered by stipulations (e.g. the girls can do each other, the guys don't wanna do each other, and there's only so much one of the girls will do with each guy, etc.).

I'd like to think that a 4some or 2n-some (for n>1 - Goddess, I am a geek) would be more synergetic - everyone in a kind of free-fall free-for-all, breaking down into subsets and eventually couples, then all back together for post-coital groping and seconds... and thirds... and Second Breakfast... and 11sies....