Now that was a bad coffee...

[elfs]

Bad Coffee

Omaha and I, in a misplaced fit of cash savings, bought this three-pound bag of "San Francisco Bay Gourmet Coffee" from a warehouse grocer. I'm not sure if it's an in-store brand or what; I'm not even going to google for it. I'm just going to warn you: don't buy this stuff.

If the cost of replacing your grinder is higher than replacing your stomach lining or your self-respect, then maybe you want to buy this coffee. It's double-roasted to soften the beans and make your grinder last longer. It's incredibly acidic, it smells like cheap supermarket coffee from the 1970s, and it has no personality whatsoever. Fancy creamers and high-quality turbinado cannot save it.