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"I brought this for dinner," said one of the guests to our bi-weekly Sunday D&D game. "This" turned out to be a 30oz salmon fillet that he had caught himself earlier that week.

There was a moment of scrambling. Omaha and I hadn't done the weekly grocery shopping yet, for one thing. We looked at each other and wondered aloud about how we could cook it. We hadn't planned on this.

I cast about the kitchen. I thought. "There are peaches there," I said, pointing to the fruit basket. "And two Mexican zucchini." Big ones. "We have tomatoes in the back yard. Do we have any red onion?"

"There are two halves in the fridge. Somebody keeps slicing new onions without checking to see if there's already one in there."

Oops.

Dinner was salmon roasted in butter, a peach-tomato-red onion salsa topping tempered with lime juice, and broiled zucchini coins with sweated onions and Parmesan. It took all of 20 minutes to put together. I had a lovely white wine. I am the Iron Chef!

Really, D&D games shouldn't be this well-fed. Where are the Cheetos, the overdoses of soda pop, the bad pizza?

Date: 2011-09-19 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taerin.livejournal.com
I vote for leaving the crap consumables to the young and those who (sadly) cannot cook.

For the rest of us: excellent food to fuel us through our adventures!

Date: 2011-09-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayanora.livejournal.com
I don't know what "sweated onions" are, and I don't like wine because it smells like rancid sewer water (most alcohol does) and makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from the wine, that sounds absolutely delicious. I'm especially fond of zucchini. I have several large zucchini in my house currently.

Date: 2011-09-20 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
Yellow onions cook in stages. The first stage, "sweated," evaporates all the sulfurous compounds out of them, leaving them with a slight bite but none of the eye-watering effects of raw onions.

Date: 2011-09-20 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayanora.livejournal.com
Ah, cool.

Date: 2011-09-20 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayanora.livejournal.com
Really, D&D games shouldn't be this well-fed. Where are the Cheetos, the overdoses of soda pop, the bad pizza?

Well, you're all older and more sophisticated now.

*snerk*

Date: 2011-09-20 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyerin.livejournal.com
can I come game with you?....all we have *is* cheetos and bad 'za...oh and what ever tasty I bake this week.

~E

Date: 2011-09-20 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyrdone.livejournal.com
Sounds more like an episode of "Gordon Ramsey's Doorknock Dinners".

Date: 2011-09-21 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] urox.livejournal.com
Our last gaming night had heirloom tomatoes with basil and balsamic vinager, crushed pepper pappa dams, organic popcorn, chocolate bourbon balls... eh.. and some pizza that wasn't a known chain.

Date: 2011-09-21 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleverfox.livejournal.com
My D&D gamers eat well too. Last session was fettuccine in alfredo with sausages and portabella mushrooms, the week before they got lemongrass chicken, the week before that butter chicken and saffron rice...

Grown up gamers get the better things in life I guess.

Date: 2011-09-22 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/
Sounds like an episode of "Stump the Cook" (from Lynn Rosetto-Casper's "The Splendid Table" podcast).

Date: 2011-09-22 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfwings.livejournal.com
*pfffft* Bah, D&D games should ALWAYS be that well fed. The one I've started GMing last weekend, I made fresh... I guess you could call it chile? I have no idea, it's fairly healthy and most of my friends find it delish, though it doesn't keep well except frozen.

One of the pound-and-change jars of tomato puree, pound of turkey, two green bell peppers and one red, one whole red onion, most of a bulb of garlic. Oh, and a canister of bread crumbs since the loaf of bread I'd been leaving out to crumb got tossed out as being stale. >.>

Crumbled and browned the meat w/ some sage, used the juices to sautee all the veggies together while peeling the garlic, crushed the garlic in when I dumped the tomato puree and meat in, brought straight to a boil then off the heat entirely while stirring in the bread crumbs until it was thick enough to stand the spoon up in. Took... about 1-2 cups from the canister.

Then just served that over freshly pan-cooked cous-cous cooked so it was more like crumbled corn-bread than anything else.

Someone else handled bringing drinks and dessert. =^.^=

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