Ask a stupid question...

[elfs]

But who would YOU rather communicate with: Monica Crowley, Andrea Tantaros, and Amanda Carpenter (three beautiful and accomplished conservative women), or Rachel Maddow (who looks like a carny that should be running the 'Dime Pitch' or 'Duck Pond' game at the traveling fair)?" - Human Events

Oh, geez, I'd love to engage in, er, social intercourse with Rachel Maddow. Never mind the tastefully accrued toybox in her closet, the toybox in her brain has got to be fascinating.

I mean, seriously, shorter Monica Crowley: I'm not a racist, but the race card really does seem to work for us here at Fox so we run with it.

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[gromm.livejournal.com]

Translation: I'd rather bang the chick on the Jack Van Impe show than talk to Rachel Maddow.

Methinks that someone just doesn't like lesbians for some reason other than conversation.

[slutdiary.livejournal.com]

Are they kidding?

Maddow, anyday. And not just to make my wife jealous either.

[ewhac.livejournal.com]

I, too, would leap at the chance for a long chat with Maddow. At the risk of appearing sexist, every time I see her on the tee-vee, I lament that she doesn't like boys.

As for the other three, I never heard of any of them, and had to Google for them. They're cute, I suppose. But can they think?

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

I dig pretty women with brains.

As for what said conservative women have accomplished, I'd rather they had been complete failures thankyouverymuch.