elfs | Ask a stupid question... (Reply)

But who would YOU rather communicate with: Monica Crowley, Andrea Tantaros, and Amanda Carpenter (three beautiful and accomplished conservative women), or Rachel Maddow (who looks like a carny that should be running the 'Dime Pitch' or 'Duck Pond' game at the traveling fair)?" - Human Events

Oh, geez, I'd love to engage in, er, social intercourse with Rachel Maddow. Never mind the tastefully accrued toybox in her closet, the toybox in her brain has got to be fascinating.

I mean, seriously, shorter Monica Crowley: I'm not a racist, but the race card really does seem to work for us here at Fox so we run with it.