Giggle of the day: What do Catholic Priests buy?

[elfs]

Customers who bought "Communion Wafers, Box of 1000" also bought:

No, really. You have to go see.

[Hat Tip: Andrew Sullivan]

Comments

[resonant.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I dated a catholic priest for a few months (hey - sexually repressed people are HAWT in bed - same with the Jehovah's Witness I dated), and he kept trying to convince me not to use condoms. He was ok with the gay sex as long as we did it standing (not "lying with a man as with a woman" or something like that), but not with protection. Very odd.

http://resonant.livejournal.com/215067.html

[(Anonymous)]

"Oh, don't worry -- I lie with men completely differently than I lie with women!"

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