Giggle of the day: What do Catholic Priests buy?

[elfs]

Customers who bought "Communion Wafers, Box of 1000" also bought:

No, really. You have to go see.

[Hat Tip: Andrew Sullivan]

Comments

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[casualprofessor.livejournal.com]

It makes it more special, since they also bought the Wii dancing mat. Hmmm.... I wonder what they're doing with that?

[areitu.livejournal.com]

Practicing celibacy, it looks like!

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

OMG. What's worse, I *know* the guy who wrote the algorithm that analyzes the data that produces those lists, so I know it's right.

*TILT*...

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

But no condoms.

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

duh... that'd be a SIN!

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

Dammit SirFox, stop buying communion wafers!

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

It's not me, honest, i prefer Wet Platinum!!!

[resonant.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I dated a catholic priest for a few months (hey - sexually repressed people are HAWT in bed - same with the Jehovah's Witness I dated), and he kept trying to convince me not to use condoms. He was ok with the gay sex as long as we did it standing (not "lying with a man as with a woman" or something like that), but not with protection. Very odd.

http://resonant.livejournal.com/215067.html

[(Anonymous)]

"Oh, don't worry -- I lie with men completely differently than I lie with women!"

Number 127

[areitu.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's a good one.

[alohawolf.livejournal.com]

I would not have seen that combo there, good to know!

[ladyerin.livejournal.com]

best laugh I've had all week.

Thanks!

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

I am hugely amused that the third review is "don't buy these, they are disgusting". Why I am so amused I have no idea.

[danlyke.livejournal.com]

"They're disgusting, they taste like raw flesh"?

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, it's totally serious and thus unintentionally funny. Go forth and read.

[danlyke.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I've no idea why I giggled either, but I did. Thanks!

[stephaniesmom.livejournal.com]

Well, guess Someone wants to make it easier on the boys... *ducks and runs*

[iljoyce.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

I shared it on IRC

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

[20:27] j*i: well.. communion wafers are pretty dry.. ?
[20:27] SnuggleGoat: haha a+
[20:27] r*t: screenshot!
[20:28] SnuggleGoat: For churches who prefer the wafer for use in the Communion service. Made of white unleavened bread, these plain round wafers measure 1 1/8" across (slightly larger than a quarter). Packaged in cellophane tubes.
[20:28] SnuggleGoat: O M G
[20:28] SnuggleGoat: _lubricated_ cellophane tubes = ...
[20:28] j*i: fun?

[junkshop-coyote.livejournal.com]

Leonard Cohen?? o_0