A resolution I can keep!

[elfs]

I will do everything I can to keep my hands off Rush Limbaugh's penis.

SFW, sorta.

Comments

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

Huh. We've had "keep the government out of my uterus" shirts and signs for years. But now that it's about Limbaugh's dick, maybe people will listen.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I doubt it. It reminds me of the Kansas state senator who decried a bill to increase the marriage age from 12 to 16, saying that the government shouldn't be interfering in personal relationships. Which would be bad enough if it weren't for the fact that she also was a major supporter of the anti-gay marriage amendment!

"Government shouldn't be interfering in people's personal relationship! Except when it's those homos!"

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

I didn't really think so either, but I can dream. :)