A resolution I can keep!

[elfs]

I will do everything I can to keep my hands off Rush Limbaugh's penis.

SFW, sorta.

Comments

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Can Rush Limbaugh EVER be safe for work? Listening to him gives my brainmeats pain.

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

Huh. We've had "keep the government out of my uterus" shirts and signs for years. But now that it's about Limbaugh's dick, maybe people will listen.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I doubt it. It reminds me of the Kansas state senator who decried a bill to increase the marriage age from 12 to 16, saying that the government shouldn't be interfering in personal relationships. Which would be bad enough if it weren't for the fact that she also was a major supporter of the anti-gay marriage amendment!

"Government shouldn't be interfering in people's personal relationship! Except when it's those homos!"

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

I didn't really think so either, but I can dream. :)

[slutdiary.livejournal.com]

Anyone who has seen a picture of Limbaugh sucking on one of those hundred dollar cigars know that a circ on him would be microsurgery.

[lovingboth]

Oh ghod, the CDC hasn't fallen for the 'circumcision = less chance of acquiring HIV' stuff has it?

[(Anonymous)]

We did not want to circumcise our little boy, and in Europe it is the norm not to do it. When I talked to my brother who lives in Florida (and also has a little boy) he said the hospitals "routinely" do circumcisions, and basically only leave it alone if you ask them *NOT* to do it.

Circumcise the Planet.

[pandakahn.livejournal.com]

I read the transcript.

I mentioned it to my wife.

When I got to the part where Mr. Limbaugh claims that if health care reform is passed in any for it will lead to President Obama forcibly circumcising every man on the planet my wife (I love this woman dearly) chimed in with, "So that what they mean when they say someone is going to circumcise the globe.)

Yes, I fell off the chair. If nothing else Mr. Limbaugh is the root of some very entertaining conversations I have in my life.

MPK