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Well, now we know what the yellowjackets were doing: they were keeping the ants down. This morning, ants were all over the kitchen, attacking a recently emptied bottle of honey. Omaha cleared out the sink while I cleaned the counters, and then came the vacuum cleaner antpocalypse. I sealed the hole where they were coming through, and painted the entire line of moulding where it meets the wall with a mixture of tea tree oil and ant poison, and that ought to keep them down.
This morning, I got a spam with the message "Guys with an 8" tool don't have to go down on girls." My reaction, "You want me to cut some of it off and give up one of my favorite hobbies? Are you insane?"

Date: 2009-08-09 01:08 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mundens.livejournal.com
Hee! Totally agree with you on the silly spam!

As to ants, I get them occassionally here. Once they manged to find my coffee cup by my computer that I had unwisely left there over night. A line of ants were walking down the mouse cord where it draped down to the back of the computer, and carrying sugar crystals away

My big 10"!

Date: 2009-08-09 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandakahn.livejournal.com
and yet another reason to have Elf based happy fun time...

Speaking as Mr.Average, why do people think that eating a little rug is a chore or a bad thing? If it gets your partner there then isn't it a good thing?

MPK

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