Two Hits This Morning

[elfs]

Well, now we know what the yellowjackets were doing: they were keeping the ants down. This morning, ants were all over the kitchen, attacking a recently emptied bottle of honey. Omaha cleared out the sink while I cleaned the counters, and then came the vacuum cleaner antpocalypse. I sealed the hole where they were coming through, and painted the entire line of moulding where it meets the wall with a mixture of tea tree oil and ant poison, and that ought to keep them down.

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This morning, I got a spam with the message "Guys with an 8" tool don't have to go down on girls." My reaction, "You want me to cut some of it off and give up one of my favorite hobbies? Are you insane?"