At Starbucks, the man behind the curtain is gnarled and cheap

[elfs]

Corporatized Cafe Artist In A Box

The cafe blackboard artist is one of those things that exists in the popular imagination as a kind of icon: the barista or cafe owner who, every so often, takes out his colored chalks and draws a wonderful illustration on the blackboard where he also describes his common wares and daily specials.

Sadly, I found yesterday that Starbucks, which has routinized coffee, has also given us pasteurized processed cafe-artist product. The seemingly hand-drawn chalkboard illustrations found at your corner Starbucks are paint-by-numbers stencils with guidelines that make it absolutely impossible to create anything other than the official pictures that the corporate office approved.

I really shouldn't be nonplused about this. This is the company at which the return of the original CEO, Howard Schultz, was heralded with much fanfare. Schultz gave a speech where he complained that Starbucks had lost its soul. The tight, flavor-preserving vacuum packaging robbed the cafe of its roast coffee smell. Robobarista machines that made it impossible to make a bad cup of coffee also made it impossible for any cup to be distinctive and interesting. Starbucks sells caffeine in a beige room full of comforting music.

Howard Schultz's innovation to "restore Starbuck's soul?" Instant coffee. Like the Instant Artist, it's just not real enough.

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[heofmanynames.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of my first trip to the PNW in '92. Lost my coffee cherry, for sure: EVERYBODY sold coffee - hairdressers, accountants, dog groomers, every place of business had a neon sign that announced: ESPRESSO.

A glorious mystery tour of which I'd never seen the like - and my coffe life has never been the same (I remember hearing a variation on the same travel story from a friend...but it was Key West, not Seattle - and it wasn't coffee...).

The only Starbuck's, though, was the one @ Seatac Airport...and it was the worst coffee I had the whole 10 days I was there.