elfs | Anime addenda to the Evil Overlords List

If a too-cute-to-live girl refuses to understand that I don't want to date her, I will not hatch devious schemes to get away from her. I will go on a date with her and try at the first possible moment to get my hand down her blouse.
But before I do this, I will clear my plans with her brother, secret admirer, or anyone else likely to pound me for being hentai with her.
And if trying to cop a feel doesn't get her to run screaming from me, well, now I have a cute girlfriend who doesn't mind if I try to cop a feel. Things could be worse.
If my enemy is a magical girl, I will not stand in awe as she goes airborne, drops all of her clothes, and starts spinning in preparation to transform. I will wait until her regular clothes are gone, then yank her down and start fighting. If her shock at my breaking the Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis doesn't paralyze her, the fact that she's in her birthday suit will.
I will remember: The plot is not on my side. There's no way that I can win, so I might as well have fun.
Whips are fun.
Chains are fun.
But they should be used sparingly unless I want to appear in yaoi fics for the rest of my born days. (And this is bad, why? - Elf)
If I am facing an unbeatable mecha, I will not aim for it to the exclusion of all other targets or risk my underlings to get the specs. I will take out the techie team which maintains it. And then I will aim for it to the exclusion of all other targets.