I'm done with my procedure.

[elfs]

So, the day of my esophagogastroduodenoscopy^[?], I get home to find that the weather has finally turned beautiful. And I think to myself, "I should go get those tomato plants!" I consult with my aftercare sheet. [X] Do not drive

Damn! The lawn needs mowing. [X] Do not operate heavy or complex machinery.

Grr. Can I at least masturbate? [X] Do not operate heavy or complex machinery.

Comments

Do not operate heavy equiptment or machinary?

[pandakahn.livejournal.com]

What?

You can't find anybody to lend you a hand?

If I was there I would be more than willing to drive you down to get the tomatoes.

MPK

Re: Do not operate heavy equiptment or machinary?

[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

"Drive you down to get the tomatoes?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Re: Do not operate heavy equiptment or machinary?

[pandakahn.livejournal.com]

Tilling the soil, potting the plants, getting your hands dirty...

yeah, works for me.

MPK

[shaterri.livejournal.com]

So, does it fall under the 'heavy' or 'complex' part of the clause? :-P

[halloranelder.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.

[creepingcrud.livejournal.com]

Esophagogastroduodenoscopy might be my favorite word from nursing school. For a 12-syllable word, it really rolls off the tongue.

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

Good lord! I didn't realize they were going through the entire system. No wonder you're tired.

Anything I can do to help?