I'm done with my procedure.

[elfs]

So, the day of my esophagogastroduodenoscopy^[?], I get home to find that the weather has finally turned beautiful. And I think to myself, "I should go get those tomato plants!" I consult with my aftercare sheet. [X] Do not drive

Damn! The lawn needs mowing. [X] Do not operate heavy or complex machinery.

Grr. Can I at least masturbate? [X] Do not operate heavy or complex machinery.