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While the average man or woman may want an average sex toy, most people who want and can enjoy the luxury of a high-end dildo have quite a few options these days: Squarepeg, Bad Dragon, Rascal, Tantus, TSX, even Creative Moulding is still around. Some of them come in plasticizer-laced latex and vinyl, others is surgical-grade silicone. Some of them, such as TSX, Squarepeg, and Bad Dragon, have over a hundred different moulds from which they cast their toys. And some of the smaller ones specialize in custom colors and textures.

It seems to me that the biggest threat to this industry ought not to be other manufacturers, but 3D printing. You mail someone a 3D image of, well, whatever the hell you want, they print out a negative mould of it, fill it with the silicone of your choice, and mail the toy back to you. You could even automate the process of print, polish, and pour with a couple of custom mixers for "marble" or "split" color patterns.

Eventually, the entire thing could be one simple machine, like those plastic dinosaur casting toys they used to have at Disney and museums and stuff.

Who wants to give me some cash for a start-up?

A new ♥

Mar. 28th, 2010 05:55 pm
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By now, if you're a porn hound, you're familiar with this site, but if not I have to lead you to it: Classic porn. Pubic Hair! Breasts and butts unsculpted by surgeons! Women in their late 20s who are pretty and sexy despite having no attention whatsoever from a physical trainer! Nudity in the era before Photoshop!

Makes you wonder if young men and women these days even know what breasts ought to look like.

Obviously, NSFW.

[p.s. Wow, check it out. Cassandra Peterson (nee' Elvira, Mistress of the Dark), nude.. She had that vaguely creepy vibe going long before putting on the black fishnets.]
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Wow, talk about clueless. Karl Lagerfeld, some famous fashion designer, yesterday said of those who criticize his excessively thin models,
These are fat mummies who sit with bags of potato chips in front of the television saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is all about dreams and illusions. Nobody wants to see a round woman.


Yo, Karl, these are real women: Playboy centerfolds, 1953 through 2008. Well, okay, up until about 1994 or so. Then the cyborgs took over.

Yo, DB

Aug. 10th, 2009 04:04 pm
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Robot Women!

I know my audience. Sometimes too well.
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This video features Abraham Lincoln, Mao Tse-Tung, and Queen Elizabeth.

And it's NSFW. You Have Been Warned:

Money Love.
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Back in the 1960's, the GI Joe doll was introduced to the American people. In order to avoid the stigma of "boys playing with dolls," the word "doll" appears nowhere on GI Joe packaging. The masculinized term is "action figure." And yet, the men who buy love dolls seem comfortable with the idea of buying "dolls."

The "love doll" phenomenon just seems to get bigger and creepier the more I look at it. Not that it wouldn't be convenient and aerobic in some ways to own one of the stealth models (take out the "love" sleeves and put on a pillowcase and it's indistinguishable from a normal pillow), but man, the anatomically accurate disembodied torsos disturb me, as does the blatant kindergartener model and the instructions on how to shop for kid's clothes.

You can buy high quality heads, and several high-end, better than Realdoll models. And some guys have just huge collections.

There are also two forums for consumers of these products, predictably one American and one Japanese. The American one has very strict guidelines against suggesting that your doll might be underage or that you buy things for her that might make her appealing in an immature kind of way; the Japanese one has a contributor, "Kodi," who likes to brag about the frilly girly dresses he found or the black patent vinyl schoolgirl shoes he found.

One thing that intrigues me: most of the contributors to the Japanese forums can't stand the "fabric" models and are much in favor of the silicone skin, often implying that the simple love pillows aren't worth the emotional investment. Which makes me wonder just how far these guys are going with their obsession with cold, still, poseable "action" figures. There's a thick, heavy line between those seeking masturbation aids and those looking for a relationship that borders on the necrophiliac.

Of course, none of that really matters for the lonely or horny here in America. There's really no continuum. Either you get the Cadillac RealDoll or BoyToy, or you're left with an atrocious blowblow up doll.

Maybe Dekunoboo needs an American distributor.

Not me, of course. I have my reputation to consider, after all.
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Not safe for work, but unbearably funny: Members of the Royal Shakespeare Company of London read Celebrity Sex Tape Transcripts, Episode 1: Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain. Omaha and I just about died watching this.



Because we all need to think about something else for a change.

NSFW Glee!

Sep. 14th, 2008 12:15 am
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I am a huge, huge fan of bondage mangakan Inoue Yoshihisa's work (scanlation here). It edges up against my squick factor in a lot of ways, but the man really does seem to know his ropes, and the way he draws his characters always makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I've never been good at rope-- and I don't really have anyone to practice on, Omaha's not that into it and the one umfriend I have who likes to experiment is way too busy to get together more than once every few months. It's nice to have something.

Imagine my pleasure when I found Yoshihisa's blog this evening, complete with roughs of many of the pages from his latest book.

Art and bondage. Glee!
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I am so naming a character in a Journal Entry Yana Chernyshova one of these days. [Warning: NSFW]

In other very furry inspiration, you really can't beat Marcus Ranum's Catgirls, including the utterly perfect In Heat. [Again, NSFW]
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Hey, Tux has an outie! [Link really, really NSFW!] But I still won't consider buying SuSE or any Novell product, no matter how cute the campaign.

I'm old!

Apr. 22nd, 2007 12:29 am
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds this guy's work [Warning: Way NSFW] more than a little disturbing. He bills it as "erotic furniture" but the disembodied parts of womanhood distress me. The boob bowl could be kinda cute in a perverted way, but the bedstands and table legs that are nothing but the lower half of a woman "put into service" are just, dunno, disgusting is the first word that comes to mind. I kinda like any woman I meet to be in one piece.

I guess the boob bowl doesn't bug me so much because it's abstract enough. There's no suggestion of dismemberment to it.

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