Elf Sternberg

As some people here may know, I'm a fan of Maria-sama ga Miteru (The Virgin Mary is Watching Over Us), a touching little comedy/drama set in a Catholic Girl's school rife with, well, schoolgirl costumes and crypto-lesbian themes, but no actual sex. That would be uncouth. It's supposed to be reserved and elegant. There have been, naturally, sex parodies done in a comic-book style (actually doing an anime would be pricey), and it's hard not to look at the Lillian Girl's School uniforms and not think of the old hentai^[?] anime Escalation from many years ago.

Well, someone went over the top and has made Maria-sama ga Miteiru (The Virgin Mary is Staring), a full-bore girl-on-girl porn video set in an abandoned school with shower room, class room, and dorm room seduction scenes, lesbian daydreams, and the best damn costume budget I've seen in a porn flick since Traci Lords wore her Barbarella costume for Whore of the Worlds.

So, the girl who plays Yumi is a bit heavier than Yumi, and the girl who plays Sachiko can't quite pull off the elegance and grace of Sachiko. The girl they got to play Shimako is absolutely spot on, although she never takes her clothes off. pout.

Ah, who cares if it's lame, pixellated porn? It's got hot lesbian action involving the slow removal, piece by piece, of dark woolen Catholic uniforms, followed by bobby socks, buffed-and-buckled shoes, and pure white panties. Party on, Garth!

Or was that TMI?