Attention: Porn Producers

[elfs]

Okay, three things I've seen in either hentai or photographic smut recently that really annoy me:

(1) There seems to be a strong rise in hentai of the theme "A woman who falls in love with another woman deserves rape." I'm really getting sick of that.

(2) Of a certain photographic smut: I don't really care that you've managed to get the model to come out of semi-retirement after two years off-stage. I don't really care that I happen to like the model quite a bit. I don't really care for her "upgrades," but that's her choice. But I'm probably not going to spend another dime if you insist on putting a biohazard symbol on her g-string.

(3) This pose (dude, so not safe for work, kids, or spouses that if you pull this up with witnesses you might as well start running). The last thing I want to see is a woman about to blow her boobs off.

Comments

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Wow. That last one... that's special.

[trinsf.livejournal.com]

"Do what I want, or the nipple gets it!"

Ummm, yeah, not that compelling.

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Sigh. Once upon a time, Veronica Zemanova was possibly the single most beautiful woman working in porn. She should sue her surgeons.

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

My first thought was that she'd reached the same state regarding her breasts that Vel occasionally reaches regarding her head when she's got a migraine -- "If cutting off my head will get rid of the migraine, hand me my sword."

"All right, that's it, these are _gone_. If I can't find any other way, I'll just shoot a hole in them to get rid of the damn implants."

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I was a big fan of hers until she disappeared off the screen. She has a great face, expressive eyes, good frame and she was, uh, "exuberantly mammalian" even before the implants.

Ah, well. I can't tell if it's nostalgia or age or what, but I haven't felt a "gotta have everything she's done" about a celebrity, porn or otherwise, in a few years. The last wave of Zemanova, Peach, and Erica Campbell was it, and they've all been more or less gone for a while now...

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

1. Yeah, there's WAY too much rape in hentai.

2. Especially since the average porn star is likely to be healthier than the average cheerleader.

3. Fuck, how I hate helium hooters. May as well stick VOIT on the things.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

There's a reason I chose (after a surprising amount of angst) the word "boobs" over any of the alternatives.

[heofmanynames.livejournal.com]

I find the whole 'treat me/her/him like shit' style of porn a complete turnoff. Those are not games I can find any pleasure in, specifically including the whole 'firearm as marital aid' thing.

And I just now realize I really have no problem with being the way I am on this.

[mundens.livejournal.com]

Hmm, well a gun is, by it's nature, a very phallic object. People talk about "shooting their loads" in both sex and gunplay.

I don't find it surprising that the phallic nature of the object combined with risk of damage is considered a turn-on by some. There's not much difference between this and using swords and knives for sex, the weapon just isn't as likely to actually hurt you, unless you're real silly and actually have it loaded and cocked.

To me, it's just another kink. Some people find the idea of someone enjoying having their balls tortured odd as well. :)

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

This is just plain dumb gun-handling. "But it's not loaded" is how people get killed. I've seen people with an almost phallic relationship with their guns, and it's scarey.

Guns are tools for making holes in things. If you don't want the holes, don't hold the guns.

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

LOL!