elfs | 'Cause Mundens else did it: Questions about sex (Reply)

'Cuz

mundens dared me to:

You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
You must answer every question! If you donâ€™t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
You must tag three people.

I'm taking volunteers on the last one.

Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?: Pretty much anytime. Morning's better... I tend to run myself pretty hard and can be ready for sleep pretty surely by nightfall.
Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?: Ick. Iron Maiden, Rammstein, and Anoushka Shankar are much better.
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?: Pics. At my age, video is scarily honest.
Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?: Uh, who?
Vibrator or Dildo?: Dildos. Really, really scary big ones. I used to have one named after the meteor that smashed through Ringworld.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?: Either way. On low is best.
Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?: Meow
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?: Over the knee, of course.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?: Elevator.
Ron Jeremy or Peter North?: Peter North, circa 1988. Oh my, yes.
Word Preference? Cock or dick?: Cock.
Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?: Asia Carrera.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape: Rope.
Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?: Uh, I have to choose?
Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl: Call girl.
Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?: Does it matter so long as they'll both do me?
Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?: Massage.
Pearl Necklace or Swallow?: Swallow.
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?: I'm not a great showman, so with.
Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew's Cross: St. Andrew!

You know what's sad? Now that I have kids and a job and all the attendent time-crushing responsibilities, I just can't write all this without a heavy sense of nostalgia.