Random thoughts while driving to Quinalt...

[elfs]

I wonder if I should look up one of those $39 on-line glasses places and have them make me a driving-only pair of glasses with dark lenses. That would be sweet.

Bought a new trashcan. The old one had gotten kinda gross. The traffic was absolutely perfect, nothing slowed me down as I drove down to Olympia.

Y'know, there's this old Penthouse cartoon, a famous one most guys my age might recall, that shows a doctor's office and on the examination table is a young man. The young man's right arm and shoulder are heavily overdeveloped, and the doctor says, "No, Jimmy, there's really nothing wrong with masturbating fifty times a day, but maybe you should think about switching arms now and then." I thought about that in context with the Fleshlight. I finally saw one of those things at Babeland, and they are heavy. Even using them once a day would result in a heavy workout. You could pretty much tell a Fleshlight user by the asymmetrical development of his biceps. And then there's the elevated risk of repetitive stress injury.

I stopped at a little town called Elma to get gas, and while I was there I picked out a corn dog and unsweetened iced tea. There was a little Asian woman behind the counter nad she said, "You have interesting pants-- oh! It's a skirt." "Nah, lass," I said in my best brogue, "'Tis a kilt!" My best brogue is awful.

I passed by a church called "The Apostolic Wells of Living Water!" Sounds vaguely Cthulhoid, doesn't it?

I'm driving through Aberdeen and as I'm driving along the main drag I'm having a flashback-- one block over is a pizza place and there's a Defender. Man, it would be sweet to find that and play it again. Nah, must keep driving.

Comments

online eyeglasses?

[amberite2112.livejournal.com]

http://zennioptical.com/cart/home.php
this is the best one!

{and no, i'm don't work for them.}

Re: online eyeglasses?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I want one of those places where you send them the frames and your prescription and darkening index, and they send you back the same frames with the lenses you ordered. I understand there are places that will do all that for about $40 (+ s/h).

[norincraft.livejournal.com]

I passed by a church called "The Apostolic Wells of Living Water!" Sounds vaguely Cthulhoid, doesn't it?

The two best I ever saw was:

1. "The Apostolistic {sic} Soul Saving Church" Uh, aren't they all supposed to do that?

2. "Joan of Arc Catholic Church" Wait for it...





That's right, it was a burnt out shell from a fire. Oh, the irony.

[lovingboth]

I've had a Fleshlight for, gosh, ten years now and it's delightful. In practice, the weight is not an issue, because the penis takes much of it. You can arrange it so that you can thrust into it, 'no hands' or not.

For simulating the physical sensations of intercourse, I know of nothing better.