Okay, I confess, I looked at Lindsay Lohan

[elfs]

Okay, I confess. I looked at Lindsay Lohan's nude photos, [NSFW] and I have to say that I'm convinced: she has every potential to be a very beautiful woman. I mean, if you happen to like big-breasted girls with hourglass figures, which I do (heck, I married one). Not a bad rump, either. That said, if you look at the third picture on the fleshbot sampler (again, dudes, [NSFW]) there's just something wrong with her eyes. It looks like she's exhausted, or stoned, or recently plastinated^[?]. Which is too bad.

Then again, as most people know, my taste in women runs more toward Camryn Manheim than the Olson twins.

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[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Now if only she'd go back to her original hair color. Fried blonde just doesn't work with her skin tone.

[hydrolagus.livejournal.com]

Is it a dye job? I thought it was a wig, and not a good one. She should spring for a better one either way.
She also doesn't have the knack of extending herself out through her eyes the way Monroe did, playing games with the observer/observed relationship. It's not an easy thing.

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She's been fried bleach since she finished puberty, remarkably coinciding with the point where she stopped being hired to act.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I recall reading that between her being hired to act on The Love Bug and her showing up for the set, the Boob Fairy visited her with such gifts that she had to wear an ace bandage wrap for shooting and they still digitally redid some scenes.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Given that the idea was to duplicate the final photo shoot of Marlyn Monroe, who WAS looking that haggard, it makes the set more accomplished.

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

My thought was that the shoot was a mistake, because she's no Marilyn, and comes off very poor in the comparison.

My second thought was to wonder if we'd be reading about an overdose shortly, given her admitted obsession with Marilyn.

[orcaarrow.livejournal.com]

Here Here!

I don't get the sexiness from Lindsay Lohan that I do from Marilyn Monroe.