What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen!

[elfs]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most disturbing product of the day:

The Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer

There is a special place in Hell for parents who use one of these.

[HT to Mike & Carole of AFF]

Comments

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

upon sharing this with a co-worker, here's the conversation that ensued:

her: good lord, have parents lost all power that they can't make sick children put a thermometer under their tongue for 9 seconds without some kind of bribery?

me: Ummm.... not tongue. read again

her: oh. shit.

me: Precisely.

[solarbird]

The nose fondling in the packaging drawing really puts it over the top.

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

Oral thermometer, actually. "bite resistant" gives it away.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

"Oral, underarm or rectal use."

[solarbird]

BEANS BEANS
THE MUSICAL FRUIT
THE MORE YOU EAT
THE MORE YOU GET THE SPONGEBOB THEME PLAYING OUT YOUR ASS

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

Guess I missed it - reading on my new palmtop. Tiny print. Hope they include a packet of thermometer condoms...

[omahas.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I shall put another spin on this that will make it even worse. Yes, it is oral, underarm, or rectal. But notice that the part that you put into your mouth, underarm, or rectum...

is where spongebob's butt is.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[srmalloy.livejournal.com]

See you and raise you another equally-disturbing mental image, Omaha. Since, given the name, SpongeBob is presumably male, you can also draw another conclusion as to what that long, stiff protrusion that is intended to be stuffed into a child's mouth or ass really represents; if you contrast the actual thermometer and the picture next to it, the way that the brown of his 'pants' on the thermometer angles out away from his waistband suggests an open fly with the thermometer probe sticking out through it...