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Part of my job as a web designer is to stay on top of the current trends and to try and exploit them. The people with the best money are the presidential candidates, so I decided to look through them.

First up, Tancredo for President. Tom Tancredo is a one-issue candidate: he wants to fit everyone with a GPS Friend-or-Foe system and if you walk across the border, my friend, and aren't pinging as a friend his Terminator will come after you like it did Sarah Conner.

So what's with this website? Look at it! Skip past the splash screen (sooo 2004). Okay, the website is busier than a two dollar hooker in Tijuana. He's got an animated GIF that flicks by scary images fast enough to induce seizures. The wallpaper is scarily subliminal: Tancredo Tancredo Tancredo. (By the way, WTF is the candidates first name, people?) His bullets don't line up with his press releases and news items, there are some really bad typography decisions, and in an era of robust javascript there is absolutely no reason to deploy flash for some of the things he does with it.

But worst of all, our "Defender of America!"'s own head violates his borders! "Borders exist for thee but not for me?" What was his design team thinking?

Mitt Romney. Another splash screen but at least it says something even with Flashblock installed. Better color choices, nicer typography. The postal service Eagle takes you back to the splash page, not the home page: serious faux pax there. A really corporate tool, that Romney: "Mitt Gear," with a catcher's mitt. Not a horrible website, but much better than Tancredo's.

Ron Paul's website looks like that of a man who's already president. A man unafraid to use Web 2.0 colors. A man who can spend money on his goddamned design team! No splash page (thank the Gods). Three columns with solid use of colors to distinguish site points: you know where to put your eyes. Great use of typography, color, and iconography. Only the flashing Flash app detracts from the home page. Ooh, there's a z-order bug in his menu, making it hard to navigate the website. Icky. And that candidate's photo makes him look like it was taken after a night on a bender.

John McCain. Bold. Maverick. Black. With a none-to-subtle silver star in a mililtaresque wingding. Lots of blue, not a lot of red. Good Web 2.0 sensibilities where needed, limited flash, reliable javascript. A thoroughly solid website, but weak on the jingoism we've come to expect from McCain. Is this man not a true American? Still, I like the site, even if it doesn't look campaign-y.

Alan Keys is running for the school board with that website.

Mike Huckabee is back on track, but his home page has poor use of available real estate. (Yo, dude. C'mere. Not even Gramma runs in 800x600 anymore. 1024x768 with a fluid layout for minimization if you need it, okay?) More brave colors. I'm not so sure about the falling-stars logo, and the picture of him makes him look like a contestant on Jeopardy! rather than a presidential contender. There are too many colors on the page, making it look more candy-ish and less professional than it could otherwise.

Ooh, lovely graphic sensibilities in Draft Al Gore!. A strong Web 2.0, even if it is a black site like McCain's. Mouseovers are effective (but slow! Who the hell did their Javascript?).

Dennis Kucinich has a nicely routine website, but he has a major problem: his javascript-based rotating banners don't all have the same size, so the left column jerks up and down as the page rotates! Bad, bad error. On the other hand, his icon usage is absolutely first-rate, far better than Hillary and Ron Paul. Solid use of color. Good campaign photo, but that whole "violating the borders" thing is there (I know, it suggests a dynamic "out of the box" meme).

Barack Obama. Splash page. Lots of rounded corners and softer colors here: a kinder, gentler candidate. Good color use, and good iconography. An excellent website, all told.

Rudy. Surprisingly pedestrian, given the kudos received by his print design team. Really, is the best photo you could grab for the candidate a poorly resized 320x240 still from a TV interview? Oh, it's Flash? Not everyone loves Flash, Rudy. Colors are solid but uninspired. Not the website of a man who really wants to be president.

Mike Gravel. Woah. It's like Web 2.0 Photoshop sensibilities draped over Jimmy Carter's color scheme. Fun, cute, but not campaign-worthy.

John Edwards, after the (*ungh*) splash page: Green? Uh, green? Are you trying to tell us something, Mr. Edwards? Your design team could absolutely learn a trick or two about column headers and layouts from Ron Paul, 'cause that news block in the lower left hand corner completely sucks. Your To-Do list is folksy but unconvincing. The "Important Deadline" javascriptlet is very cute, but the fade-in it causes is a bit alarming. What did you just do to my browser, John? I absolutely loved the Creative Commons banner in the lower left: a nice touch.

Joe Biden (another splash page) has a blog, not a website. It looks like this page was assembled in Wordpress. And sure enough, a close look shows that it was: Wordpress or something very similar, a standard CMS of some flavor. I'm betting Wordpress. It looks like a template site. That's not bad, but it's not first-rate work either.

And last but not least, after the splash page (enough already!) Hillary Clinton is not a lesbian and is not sleeping with that woman, and she has Barbara Streisand on her home page to distract us from the current brouhahah. She reminds parents that she's on their side. Team Hillary has icons for their "things you can do to help" bar, but they're like from Toys'r'Us or something, the kind of icons a mom would choose (hint: not a president!). That said, her color choices are good, the flag is subtle in the background, and the use of red as a standout for "give me money!" make for effective eye-guides.

Final assessment: Ron Paul has the best website, followed by Obama, McCain, Kucinich, and the Draft Gore folks. (It would seem I'm a sucker for dramatic black backgrounds.)

Worst website? John Bowles of the American Nazi Party.

Date: 2007-11-27 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darrelx.livejournal.com
You missed Duncan Hunter (http://gohunter08.com). I'd like to hear your thoughts on his platform and experience.
Edited Date: 2007-11-27 11:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-11-28 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boiwondering.livejournal.com
Tancredo's first name is "Tom," though I don't blame you for missing that little tidbit of information. You'd think, given that he's a presidential candidate, that they might've made his full name a little easier to spot, rather than hiding in a block of body text I had to scroll down to find.

And Bowles' website puts me in mind of the "Nazi parade" scene from The Blues Brothers: "I hate Illinois Nazis." (It also looks like it was coded at around the same time, too...)

Date: 2007-11-28 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrolagus.livejournal.com
The choice of green as Edwards' background is rather ballsy actually. Or ignorant, or times have changed. Conventional wisdom is that green makes its wearer appear untrustworthy.

Date: 2007-11-28 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darrelx.livejournal.com
Or maybe Edwards is making Green look untrustworthy [chuckle]

Date: 2007-11-28 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrolagus.livejournal.com
If you look through dress-for-success manuals, they steer applicants away from wearing green to interviews, and standard practice in stage costuming is to never use green for the outfits of sympathetic characters. Not sure whether the convention is based on anything scientific or something from Victorian associations, like white for weddings.

Date: 2007-11-28 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I know that... I was just trying to be light-hearted. ;)

Date: 2007-11-28 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darrelx.livejournal.com
(whoops... that was me - I wasn't logged in.)

Theatrical

Date: 2007-11-29 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cadetstar.livejournal.com
In addition to perceptions of the color green themselves, green light on most people (including light reflected off the costume) will turn their skin grey and one-dimensional.

Pretty much the only coloration group that works with green light is dark. If you want the character to look any good all, do not put them under green light.

Hence why it drives me crazy at dance clubs when they shine the green lights on everything.

-Michael

Date: 2007-11-28 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisakit.livejournal.com
Just glancing at front pages...

The first 3 were so busy I closed down immediately. The first one even started talking to me without my say-so. If you hadn't told me these were presidential candidates I wouldn't have known (I don't have the patience to navigate a site like that long enough to find out). Sites that busy are almost painful to read.

McCain's was classier. Reminded me of some of the State and County sites. At least there's understandable (and immediately recognizable) drop-down menus for navigation and a glance tells you what the site is for. I liked Keyes' for the same reasons.

Huckabee's looks like he's selling something. Like Penney's or e-Bay or some-such.

I didn't notice some of the jerking problems you noted. But then I'm using a Microsoft OS (would the OS have anything to do with it or just the browser? I browse using Firefox). I wonder if some of it's translation.

Alot of them looked like just plain newspaper sites, with lots of articles to click on. Again, too busy.

Interesting excercise though.

Date: 2007-11-28 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whipartist.livejournal.com
Huckabee's page is the only one that fits in my browser without my having to use a stupid vertical scrollbar. My screen may be 1600x1200, but my browser sure as hell isn't that big.

I saw the Kucinich bug last week, and found it hilarious but fun to watch for a while.

Date: 2007-11-28 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slutdiary.livejournal.com
I think you should submit this as an article to Huffington Post.

Date: 2007-11-28 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drhoz.livejournal.com
gah - that American Nazi website really is awful. Aryan poetry????

Date: 2007-12-01 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
You have no idea how much self control it takes to not write something porny about Lynx and Lamb (http://www.google.com/search?q=lynx+and+lamb). You so know you want them dead center of the Zion Rave from The Matrix movies.

Date: 2007-11-28 05:42 am (UTC)

I've got you beat!

Date: 2007-11-28 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omahas.livejournal.com
Worst website? John Bowles of the American Nazi Party.

I've got one worse. It's not a presidential campaign site, but a political party site. Nonetheless...

Peruse, if you dare, the Pansexual Peace Party website.

Cover your eyes. ;)

Re: I've got you beat!

Date: 2007-11-28 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duskwuff.livejournal.com
"This page has been accessed [an error occurred while processing this directive] times since January 27th, 1996". Also, my eyes are bleeding.

Re: I've got you beat!

Date: 2007-11-28 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whipartist.livejournal.com
Good god. That reminds me of the Geocities 1996 theme on CSS Zen Garden.

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