♪ One of these things is not like the other ♪

[elfs]

From a press release celebrating a "newspaper for children's" seventh year of operation:

We believe that children should be free to be children. We also believe that parents, have the right and responsibility to teach their kids morals and values. Therefore The Current Events does not report on any news concerning sexuality, religion, and the theory of evolution.

Whole release here.

Don't these people ever watch Sesame Street?

Yes, I confess to a little rearrangement.