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My wrists hurt. I think I bruised their inner workings yesterday when I went to the gym. I pushed myself hard while working with the punching bag and then lifting, and I've obviously strained them in some unpleasant way. Note to self: Buy more Excedrin.
Oh, please, honey. Florida State Rep Robert Allen (R - Merritt Island), told police officers that he offered one $20 for a blowjob because, he said, he was the only white guy in the park and he was so afraid he thought it best to play for time before he could make his escape.

Date: 2007-08-07 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jordan179.livejournal.com
So, Bob Allen's defense basically is: "I'm an imbecilic coward ... but I'm not gay!" ... ?

Date: 2007-08-07 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duskwuff.livejournal.com
Not "$20 for a blowjob", but "$20 and a blowjob". Apparently state legislators aren't well educated in the economics of these things.

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